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2010 Stories by Chris Joseph

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  • Cavalier Attitude

    published December 9, 2010

    The Heat haters have had their Christmas come early this year with all the drama and turmoil slamming the Miami Heat the past few weeks.... More >>

  • Tuna Melt

    published December 2, 2010

    A Bill Parcells-led team has not won a playoff game since the Clinton administration. He’s notorious for moving from one organization to the... More >>

  • Enforcer Down

    published December 2, 2010

    The Miami Heat-hating media (as well as some incurably irrational Heat fans) love to accuse the Heat of being a “soft” team since their... More >>

  • The Old Man and the Ring

    published December 2, 2010

    Former WBC heavyweight champion Oliver McCall is 45 years old. But you wouldn’t know it to look at the man and his rock-hard physique. He can... More >>

  • Black Friday Reckoning

    published November 25, 2010

    Stuffed with turkey and tired of chasing sales on Black Friday? If so, why not spend the evening reveling in a good, old-fashioned reckoning, ... More >>

  • Quarterback Quandaries

    published November 18, 2010

    When your kicker is the team’s MVP, you know something’s wrong. Yet it’s been that kind of season for the Miami Dolphins.... More >>

  • Penalty Killers

    published November 18, 2010

    The adage that it’s hard for a team to win if it can’t score has become something the Florida Panthers have taken seriously... More >>

  • Let’s Try This Again

    published November 11, 2010

    The Miami Dolphins have been road warriors this season, going into places like Green Bay, Minnesota, Buffalo, and Cincinnati and emerging... More >>

  • You’re in Our Backyard Now

    published November 11, 2010

    The Miami Heat opened the 2010 NBA season against the Eastern Conference Champion Boston Celtics two weeks ago. It did not go well. The Heat... More >>

  • Flash No More

    published November 4, 2010

    Dwyane Wade has long been known ’round these parts as “Flash.” It was a moniker bestowed upon him by Shaquille O’Neal when... More >>

  • Fully Armed and Operational

    published October 28, 2010

    The biggest story heading into the Miami Heat preseason was the realization of finally seeing the Three Kings on the court, in action, in... More >>

  • Wide Right: The Next Chapter?

    published October 7, 2010

    Two words come to mind whenever the Miami Hurricanes and the Florida State Seminoles face each other: “wide right.” Another two... More >>

  • Red Heat

    published October 7, 2010

    The NBA has always been about marketing itself to the world, particularly in European and Asian markets. So what better way to showcase the NBA... More >>

  • Let the Butt-Kicking Commence

    published September 30, 2010

    It was a wild summer for Miami Heat fans — one filled with irrational fear (Oh no! Dwyane Wade is going to Chicago and we’ll be... More >>

  • Defeat the Douchebags

    published September 23, 2010

    A couple of seasons ago, Chad Pennington led the Miami Dolphins to an AFC East-winning victory over his former team, the New York... More >>

  • Snake-Bitten Fish

    published September 16, 2010

    How craptastic of a season has it been for your Florida Marlins? For starters, there was Roy Halladay’s perfect game against the Fish back in... More >>

  • Stuck in the Mud

    published August 26, 2010

    Thanks to your run-of-the-mill mid-August South Florida storm, the Miami Dolphins' first preseason game two weeks ago was a wet, sloppy mess.... More >>

  • See Stanton Go

    published August 26, 2010

    The last time the Florida Marlins faced the Washington Nationals, rookie outfielder Mike Stanton was busy using Nats pitchers as his... More >>

  • Comedy of Errors

    published August 19, 2010

    The beginning of the 2010 baseball season was filled with so much promise for Florida Marlins fans. They had legitimate up-and-coming stars... More >>

  • The Salvation of Dolphin Nation

    published August 12, 2010

    From Miami Dolphins General Manager Jeff Ireland asking potential draftee Dez Bryant if his mother was a crack-addled prostitute to several... More >>

  • The Other Super Rookie

    published August 5, 2010

    Some have said Florida Marlins outfielder Mike Stanton could give Nationals pitcher Stephen Strasburg a run for his money for NL Rookie of the... More >>

  • Our Other Big Three

    published July 29, 2010

    This doesn’t have to be the greatest sports town, what with all the beaches and clubs and year-round parties — but still, there’s... More >>

  • Trade Bait

    published July 22, 2010

    The Florida Marlins entered the All-Star break at 42-46 — and the ownership still wants you to believe this team is a playoff contender. But... More >>

  • Clash of the Young Titans

    published July 15, 2010

    The Washington Nationals’ Stephen Strasburg has burst unto the MLB scene with all the pomp and circumstance reserved for special... More >>

  • Treasure in the Trash

    published June 24, 2010

    The Florida Marlins bullpen is an absolute mess. It’s written all over Manager Fredi González’s face whenever he needs to... More >>

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