Email Author Edmund Newton

Awards

• 2008 - National Society of Newspaper Columnists, published September 27, 2007

  "Electomachine"

• 2008 - National Society of Newspaper Columnists, published March 8, 2007

  "Ten Seconds to Eternity"

• 2008 - National Society of Newspaper Columnists, published February 8, 2007

  "Atta's Fork"

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2008 Stories by Edmund Newton

• Save the Fishies

  published March 27, 2008

  SpongeBob and Saint Patrick Star, Too Ever since the hurricanes of 2004 and 2005, the ritzy... More >>

• Hassles in the Glades

  published March 20, 2008

  Step Away from the Vehicle, Sir The music was superb at Langerado Music Festival this year,... More >>

• Personal Business

  published March 13, 2008

  How They Help Investors in Hollywood This was so 2003. The South Florida real estate... More >>

• Butts in Seats

  published February 28, 2008

  Marlin Munchies Oy, the resonant crack of wooden bat on ball, the pop of fastball into catcher's... More >>

• Incredible Turnout

  published February 21, 2008

  The Phantoms of Oakland Park Somebody was worrying recently about the sanctity of the vote in... More >>

• There Go Da Judge

  published February 14, 2008

  It was just before halftime on Super Bowl Sunday when a passing car apparently decided to try to climb up the back of My Warhaftig's new... More >>

• Tally Against the Machine

  published February 7, 2008

  DIY Vote Counting Raise your hand if you think, without a shred of doubt, that your vote will be... More >>

• Big Wind in Boca

  published January 31, 2008

  The Big Republican Schmoozefest has moved on, but for a few hours last week, Palm Beach County was electrified with political discourse —... More >>

• Sporty Delight

  published January 17, 2008

  Actual Horses You won't hear many complaints from the crowd at Gulfstream Park on a balmy... More >>

• Doggone

  published January 10, 2008

  Depends on Your Definition of Rescue There's something about an organization that uses the word rescue in its name.... More >>

• Where the Kids Aren't

  published January 3, 2008

  Spacey Choices A strange device recently appeared on the beach near Sebastian Street in Fort Lauderdale, like a visitation from... More >>