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2010 Stories by Jacob Katel

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  • Satan’s Enchanted Forest

    published November 4, 2010

    Even the antichrist loves Santa’s Enchanted Forest (7900 Bird Road, Miami) — hey, switch a couple of letters in the fat... More >>

  • Claustrophobic Nightmare

    published October 21, 2010

    Halloween just hasn’t been that scary since New Times’ iPhone fell into a construction ditch. When we climbed down to retrieve... More >>

  • Futurism Is So Last Century

    published September 16, 2010

    We have been up all night, Miami and I, burning with the fury of a river full of fire and derailing dawn’s offensive, pondering about the... More >>

  • Dirty Day-Glo

    published July 1, 2010

    E-pills sold on the streets of South Florida may be funding the purchase of missiles and sex slaves in foreign countries, but most people rolling... More >>

  • We Need Speed

    published June 24, 2010

    Whether it’s crystal meth or driving fast, the quest for speed ain’t cheap. Unless, of course, you plan on sucking drug fumes through a... More >>

  • Turnbuckle Warriors

    published June 3, 2010

    For some folks, Monday Night Raw is the night of the week that’s set aside for sex without contraceptives. And for the men and women... More >>

  • South Eats

    published April 22, 2010

    Stone crab, lobster, fish both local and fresh, South Florida is the friggin’ best. We get drunk and have good times, stomachs full, dressed... More >>

  • Death Comes Ripping

    published March 18, 2010

    It starts with the ritual slaughter of a virgin goat. Its blood flows off the edge of a machete forged in a fire stoked with biblical passages.... More >>

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