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2010 Stories by Jamie Laughlin

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  • High Rollers

    published July 1, 2010

    For the less adventurous, the idea of roller skating in hot pants while loaded on bourbon could seem like a harrowing agenda. Especially for a... More >>

  • She Plays Games

    published June 3, 2010

    She’s voluptuous. She wants to make you scream. And — well, she’s a little bitchy. Glam kitten Misty Eyez wouldn’t be... More >>

  • Parrott, Pigeons, and Pigment

    published May 20, 2010

    Lisa Parrott was blissfully returning from her honeymoon when she discovered an unwelcome wedding gift. “My kitchen exploded while I... More >>

  • Say “I Love You” With Jerk Sauce

    published May 6, 2010

    You try to be a good child, but temptations have been known to grab hold. And when they do, who’s still there for you? Mom. That’s who.... More >>

  • You’re a Special Snowflake

    published April 8, 2010

    Something happened between Gen X and Millennial. Gen Xers got labeled as apathetic slackers who couldn’t accomplish anything due to lack of... More >>

  • Invitation Extended to Include Henchmen

    published April 1, 2010

    In the world of superheroes, the Caped Taco’s accomplishments have been forgotten. Sure, he successfully legislated for equality between the... More >>

  • Freedom. Adventure. Goats.

    published March 25, 2010

    Most humans have no business writing autobiographic, one-man plays. Sure, that time you leaked a truly musical fart during a religious ceremony is... More >>

  • Land of the Lost

    published March 18, 2010

    How would you sum up South Florida life through art? A poutine-based finger painting? A seashell sculpture depicting financial pyramid schemes? A... More >>

  • Redneck-worthy

    published March 11, 2010

    When Jeff Foxworthy shows up Saturday with Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy, South Florida will look like the friggin’... More >>

  • Courage. Bravery. Cinnabon.

    published March 4, 2010

    Early man understood that a quest’s outcome was a deal breaker. Victory was synonymous with tribal respect, and when your tribe loved you?... More >>

  • Kaleidoscope Limbs

    published February 25, 2010

    For most, yoga sessions are a chakra-aligning release from tension demons. But in the peculiar world of Tripsichore, those same postures... More >>

  • See Her Now, While the Epoxy Still Holds

    published February 11, 2010

    “Ladies, it’s all about beauty, beauty, beauty. I spit on education. A man will never slide his hand up your skirt searching for a... More >>

  • Just a Crotch Tug Away From Family Alienation

    published February 4, 2010

    Remember that Vikings versus Saints playoff game? The nail-biting fumbles? The deep sweats in overtime? The inevitable realization that fate had... More >>

  • The Mane Event

    published January 21, 2010

    Are your locks limp? Is your weave worn? Wanna change your hair-don’t back into a hair-do? Girls, you’ve got to go to a Badd Hair... More >>

  • I Was Made to Love Her

    published January 14, 2010

    The tricky thing about love is that everyone is searching for it, even though we can’t solidly quantify how much is available throughout the... More >>

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