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2009 Stories by P. Scott Cunningham

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  • It Ain’t Super but It’s a Bowl

    published December 31, 2009

    We’re still not used to the idea that the FedEx Orange Bowl is played at Land Shark Stadium (2269 Dan Marino Blvd., Miami Gardens).... More >>

  • The Other O’Neal

    published December 24, 2009

    Remember when Jermaine O’Neal was a Miami Heat killer? There was nothing worse than showing up at American Airlines Arena (601... More >>

  • Tennis’s Crystal Ball

    published December 17, 2009

    American men’s tennis is in the crapper right now. Andy Roddick looks more and more like a one-slam wonder; James Blake can’t stay... More >>

  • Time to Say Goodbye

    published December 17, 2009

    New York City’s Aventura is the undisputed king of bachata, the Dominican ballad style that mixes romanticism with gritty realism. So why... More >>

  • Sweet Music in the Arsht

    published December 10, 2009

    If you sometimes feel like a motherless child, try the following. This Friday, skip the after-work happy hour. Go home, make yourself a decent... More >>

  • Mr. Saturday Night, on a Thursday

    published December 3, 2009

    Call him “Billy Crys-tal” because Thursday, Billy Crystal is going to be the toast of West Palm Beach. In a big win for... More >>

  • Seen a Good Nut-crush Recently?

    published December 3, 2009

    Only a guy named Lars Von Trier could go to the Cannes Film Festival with a movie called Antichrist, get booed throughout the... More >>

  • Night of the Living Word

    published November 5, 2009

    You have two choices this Monday. Stay home and listen to Ron Jaworski vocally fellate mediocre Denver Broncos QB Kyle Orton and his horrendous... More >>

  • Trade Day for Night

    published November 5, 2009

    The Paris-born Sleepless Night seems tailor-made for a town like Miami Beach, where hotel rooms are just a secure place to store your bags.... More >>

  • A Better Fantasy Than the Football Kind

    published October 29, 2009

    Yes, this Saturday’s Captain Morgan’s Fantasy Fest Parade on Duval Street in Key West is a healthy distance from Broward or Palm... More >>

  • The Book of Isiah

    published October 22, 2009

    Touché, New York. After years of Allan Houston & Co. owning the Miami Heat’s balls in the playoffs, you went into the toilet when... More >>

  • Frankly Swanky

    published October 15, 2009

    Just because you're not a real spy doesn't mean you can't play one at the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts, and you'll want to the... More >>

  • Let’s Cook Up Some Theater

    published October 8, 2009

    If Shakespeare had been a tweaker, he might have set something up like the Naked Stage’s 24-Hour Theater Project — a veritable... More >>

  • Dance Party, But Thankfully Not U.S.A.

    published October 8, 2009

    Brazil is the Ferris Bueller of nation-states. Everyone loves Brazil, wants to party with Brazil, doesn’t care if Brazil doesn’t show up... More >>

  • Death to the Sun

    published September 24, 2009

    Before monotheism ruined the fun, humans worshiped a female god (hell yeah!) and held huge, outdoor fuck parties to honor the beginnings and... More >>

  • Stick Your Nose in It

    published September 24, 2009

    Until the Miami Malt Liquor Expo and 8-Bit Nintendo Tournament gets up and running, one of our favorite local booze fests (after New Times'... More >>

  • 7 p.m. Lyrics

    published September 17, 2009

    It’s 7 p.m. and you must be lonely. You’re driving toward Seminole Hard Rock Live (1 Seminole Way, Hollywood) with a ticket that reads... More >>

  • Got Your Tickets?

    published September 3, 2009

    Last year's Hugs and Spoons Show didn't draw quite the crowd organizers expected, so this year the Fair Expo Center decided to change course and... More >>

  • Get on the Good Foot

    published August 27, 2009

    Despite what the fitness industry tells you, transportation is still the best workout, provided you leave the automobile in the garage and use... More >>

  • New Joke City

    published August 20, 2009

    Here is something we can’t understand. If you were born in Long Island but have lived in Boynton Beach since the late ’70s, you are not... More >>

  • Don’t Sweat the Thunder

    published August 13, 2009

    Despite their recent 5-0 loss to Mexico, the U.S. soccer team is surging. In July, they defeated World Cup champion Spain, stopping the squad one... More >>

  • Plug in the Fun Generator

    published August 6, 2009

    Ain’t no party like a hurricane party ’cause a hurricane party don’t stop. So why wait for the hurricane? Head to the Historical... More >>

  • A Different Kind of Peepshow

    published August 6, 2009

    If evolutionary theory is correct and nature really does select the animals that best adapt to their surroundings, humans in year 10,000 are going... More >>

  • Blues Versus Sacre Bleu

    published July 30, 2009

    What is Montreal’s impact? Mostly banana-hammock bathing suits, “Je me souviens” license plates clogging the fast lanes in... More >>

  • A Combo Supreme

    published July 30, 2009

    Jazz combos helmed by a bass player have a solid track record: Charles Mingus, Charlie Haden, Dave Holland, and, if electric is your thing,... More >>

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