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2008 Stories by Riki Altman

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  • Shakespeare Snipped

    published December 18, 2008

    To go, or not to go—that is the question. And the answer, fair reader, is … get your ass up and experience The Complete Works of... More >>

  • Rhymin’, Not Stealin’

    published December 4, 2008

    Maybe when you hear of three rapping New Yorkers spittin’ sounds, the words “beastie” and “boys” come to mind, but this... More >>

  • Eat Up!

    published December 4, 2008

    Good news! If getting strapped down and fed is your favorite fantasy, Dinner in the Sky Events has your hookup. Up to 22 daring diners sit... More >>

  • Belushi Rocks Winterfest

    published December 4, 2008

    We may not have snow around here — thank goodness — but we do have lots of water. And, heck, nothing says “holiday season in... More >>

  • Q Is For Questionable

    published November 20, 2008

    When you go to the theater tonight, don’t bring your mama, don’t bring the kiddies, and definitely don’t bring any strait-laced... More >>

  • Restless Natives?

    published November 20, 2008

    You may think our local landscape is no more than a collection of high-rises, neon signs, palm fronds, and liquor stores, but for five local... More >>

  • Fetching Floaters

    published October 30, 2008

    Just because many of us have a pot to piss in nowadays doesn’t mean we should forgo heading over to the 49th Fort Lauderdale International... More >>

  • Got Your Picture!

    published October 23, 2008

    Some photos aren’t meant for display, like the ones Mom took of you sitting on a tricycle wearing nothing but your birthday suit. But other... More >>

  • Booze for the Boobies

    published October 16, 2008

    Want to help cancer-stricken women and get a buzz at the same time? Try wrapping your lips around a sugar-rimmed pink cocktail. Any day throughout... More >>

  • $50 Rubdowns

    published October 9, 2008

    Think you’d have to pay someone lots of money just to touch your ugly ass? Now, thanks to the efforts of some sharp folks behind Spa... More >>

  • Art, Music, Wine, And Weed

    published September 18, 2008

    What did you plan to do this Thursday night now that American Idol is over? Pluck your eyebrows and wash your pet ferret in the sink?... More >>

  • Spending the Night with Some Hot Mamas

    published September 18, 2008

    The only thing better than one blonde MILF would be three of them, right? Okay, so it may be debatable to say any of the stars of 3 Blonde... More >>

  • Great Way To Go Green

    published September 11, 2008

    Not only is it hump day, but did you know that today also marks the halfway point to St. Patrick’s Day? Put the two occasions together... More >>

  • The Last Mistress

    published August 28, 2008

    With better costumes than any porn film, more gripping suspense than Fatal Attraction, and perhaps even racier sex scenes than that... More >>

  • Artsy Fartsy

    published August 21, 2008

    Dahling, if you’ve already brushed the Pomeranians and polished the silver but now you fancy some mingling with the socialites, tell your... More >>

  • Go Blue, Bitches!

    published August 14, 2008

    Where can you find more hot chicks than at a John Mayer concert? You guessed it — at Blue Martini’s Wednesday Ladies’... More >>

  • Body Beautiful?

    published August 7, 2008

    Sick of being busted for checking out other peoples’ parts? If so, “Out of Shape: Bodies in Contemporary Art” is tailor-made... More >>

  • Boozin’ for Bunnies

    published July 31, 2008

    Suck a few down at the new 101 Ocean Restaurant (101 E Commercial Blvd., Lauderdale-by-the-Sea) Tuesday at 7 p.m. as celebrity bartenders... More >>

  • Ebony Chorale of the Palm Beaches performs a collection of Negro Spirituals

    published July 17, 2008

    If your sweet chariot ain’t swingin’ low on this glorious Sunday, head over to the Norton Museum of Art (1451 S. Olive Ave., West Palm... More >>

  • Pop Shots

    published July 3, 2008

    Today, check out “I Shot Warhol, Wesselmann, Lichtenstein, Rosenquist, and Indiana: Photographs by Bob Adelman and William John... More >>

  • Chew It Up & Dance It Out

    published June 26, 2008

    Cancer’s a bastard and there’s nothing we can do to stop it yet. So in the meantime, let’s throw some celebrations in the spirit of... More >>

  • Oh, Christ!

    published June 12, 2008

    It’s a resurrection of sorts: Actor Ted Neeley, who played the title role in the original motion picture Jesus Christ... More >>

  • Smells Like American Spirit

    published June 5, 2008

    Boy, modern hunters have it tough. Those patsies have camouflaged gear, attractive scents made of animal urine, and custom tree lofts they can sit... More >>

  • Wrap Your Lips Around This

    published June 5, 2008

    Publix’ produce section will seem quite different after sex therapist Lori Sarvis teaches you how to blow a banana and seduce strawberries... More >>

  • A Musical for Mullet-lovers

    published May 29, 2008

    The Great American Trailer Park Musical blows into town Wednesday, just in time for hurricane season. Set in The Sunshine State [no... More >>

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