Email Author Riki Altman

2008 Stories by Riki Altman

• Shakespeare Snipped

  published December 18, 2008

  To go, or not to go—that is the question. And the answer, fair reader, is … get your ass up and experience The Complete Works of... More >>

• Rhymin’, Not Stealin’

  published December 4, 2008

  Maybe when you hear of three rapping New Yorkers spittin’ sounds, the words “beastie” and “boys” come to mind, but this... More >>

• Eat Up!

  published December 4, 2008

  Good news! If getting strapped down and fed is your favorite fantasy, Dinner in the Sky Events has your hookup. Up to 22 daring diners sit... More >>

• Belushi Rocks Winterfest

  published December 4, 2008

  We may not have snow around here — thank goodness — but we do have lots of water. And, heck, nothing says “holiday season in... More >>

• Q Is For Questionable

  published November 20, 2008

  When you go to the theater tonight, don’t bring your mama, don’t bring the kiddies, and definitely don’t bring any strait-laced... More >>

• Restless Natives?

  published November 20, 2008

  You may think our local landscape is no more than a collection of high-rises, neon signs, palm fronds, and liquor stores, but for five local... More >>

• Fetching Floaters

  published October 30, 2008

  Just because many of us have a pot to piss in nowadays doesn’t mean we should forgo heading over to the 49th Fort Lauderdale International... More >>

• Got Your Picture!

  published October 23, 2008

  Some photos aren’t meant for display, like the ones Mom took of you sitting on a tricycle wearing nothing but your birthday suit. But other... More >>

• Booze for the Boobies

  published October 16, 2008

  Want to help cancer-stricken women and get a buzz at the same time? Try wrapping your lips around a sugar-rimmed pink cocktail. Any day throughout... More >>

• $50 Rubdowns

  published October 9, 2008

  Think you’d have to pay someone lots of money just to touch your ugly ass? Now, thanks to the efforts of some sharp folks behind Spa... More >>

• Art, Music, Wine, And Weed

  published September 18, 2008

  What did you plan to do this Thursday night now that American Idol is over? Pluck your eyebrows and wash your pet ferret in the sink?... More >>

• Spending the Night with Some Hot Mamas

  published September 18, 2008

  The only thing better than one blonde MILF would be three of them, right? Okay, so it may be debatable to say any of the stars of 3 Blonde... More >>

• Great Way To Go Green

  published September 11, 2008

  Not only is it hump day, but did you know that today also marks the halfway point to St. Patrick’s Day? Put the two occasions together... More >>

• The Last Mistress

  published August 28, 2008

  With better costumes than any porn film, more gripping suspense than Fatal Attraction, and perhaps even racier sex scenes than that... More >>

• Artsy Fartsy

  published August 21, 2008

  Dahling, if you’ve already brushed the Pomeranians and polished the silver but now you fancy some mingling with the socialites, tell your... More >>

• Go Blue, Bitches!

  published August 14, 2008

  Where can you find more hot chicks than at a John Mayer concert? You guessed it — at Blue Martini’s Wednesday Ladies’... More >>

• Body Beautiful?

  published August 7, 2008

  Sick of being busted for checking out other peoples’ parts? If so, “Out of Shape: Bodies in Contemporary Art” is tailor-made... More >>

• Boozin’ for Bunnies

  published July 31, 2008

  Suck a few down at the new 101 Ocean Restaurant (101 E Commercial Blvd., Lauderdale-by-the-Sea) Tuesday at 7 p.m. as celebrity bartenders... More >>

• Ebony Chorale of the Palm Beaches performs a collection of Negro Spirituals

  published July 17, 2008

  If your sweet chariot ain’t swingin’ low on this glorious Sunday, head over to the Norton Museum of Art (1451 S. Olive Ave., West Palm... More >>

• Pop Shots

  published July 3, 2008

  Today, check out “I Shot Warhol, Wesselmann, Lichtenstein, Rosenquist, and Indiana: Photographs by Bob Adelman and William John... More >>

• Chew It Up & Dance It Out

  published June 26, 2008

  Cancer’s a bastard and there’s nothing we can do to stop it yet. So in the meantime, let’s throw some celebrations in the spirit of... More >>

• Oh, Christ!

  published June 12, 2008

  It’s a resurrection of sorts: Actor Ted Neeley, who played the title role in the original motion picture Jesus Christ... More >>

• Smells Like American Spirit

  published June 5, 2008

  Boy, modern hunters have it tough. Those patsies have camouflaged gear, attractive scents made of animal urine, and custom tree lofts they can sit... More >>

• Wrap Your Lips Around This

  published June 5, 2008

  Publix’ produce section will seem quite different after sex therapist Lori Sarvis teaches you how to blow a banana and seduce strawberries... More >>

• A Musical for Mullet-lovers

  published May 29, 2008

  The Great American Trailer Park Musical blows into town Wednesday, just in time for hurricane season. Set in The Sunshine State [no... More >>