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2010 Stories by S. Pajot

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  • Bringing the Blues Back

    published November 18, 2010

    After a three-decade career providing percussion and other background sounds for iconic artists such as Ike and Tina Turner, Bill Withers, and... More >>

  • Loitering in the Library

    published September 9, 2010

    Sure, we all know Miami-Dade public libraries are packed with freeloaders getting their Tom Clancy fix, trawling YouTube for funny crotch shot... More >>

  • Burritos, Tacos, and Beaners

    published September 2, 2010

    When Carlos Mencia first brought racist road signs, Peter Boyle reading hate mail, and terrorist snacks to the American television audience... More >>

  • Pure From Pyre

    published August 19, 2010

    With the brutally beautiful swells of “Siegfried’s Funeral March” swooping around inside your skull, it can be easy to forget... More >>

  • Life in a Cage

    published August 12, 2010

    The perils of fighting for your rent money are legion — scar tissue, shattered bones, blood loss — but none is worse than defeat. Even... More >>

  • Auto Eroticism

    published July 29, 2010

    On your bedside table, there’s a fat stack of auto porn — Hot Rod, Lowrider, Super Street, etc. — and a half-used bottle of motor... More >>

  • Keeping It Weird

    published July 22, 2010

    Surrounded by steaming swampland rife with 20-foot pythons, man-eating gators, and marauding skunk apes, our station at the end of the continent... More >>

  • Misfit Fridays

    published July 15, 2010

    Hipsterism is a devilishly tricky game. It's all about transforming your day-to-day life into an almost unmanageable mountain of MP3 mixtapes,... More >>

  • Return of the Nordic Wonder

    published July 1, 2010

    The big, blonde behemoth, otherwise known as Brock Lesnar, has traveled a weird and twisting road. Back in the day, he was the 2000 NCAA... More >>

  • Beasts, Tears, and Lesbian Weddings

    published July 1, 2010

    Sequins? Jazz hands? Bawdy show tunes? Nope. The inaugural Out in the Tropics performing arts festival is all about the kind of gay,... More >>

  • Hungover from Too Much Freedom

    published July 1, 2010

    We all know that the grand old U.S. of A is just as green as it is red, white, and blue. Money is green. Fatigues are green. Sweet kush is green.... More >>

  • Family of Freaks

    published June 24, 2010

    Once upon a time, heavy tattage was the exclusive brand of sea dogs, sideshow freaks, and antisocial slime. Today, though, everybody’s been... More >>

  • Buy a Boat, Meet a Mermaid

    published June 3, 2010

    At first, the South Florida Boat Show seems boring. But then you imagine cutting waves from the Caribbean to Key West in a cigarette boat... More >>

  • Blood Brothers

    published June 3, 2010

    You work hard, but you party hard-core. So it’s not entirely uncommon for your weekend to start 24 hours early with a testosterone- and... More >>

  • Wet Dreams Come True

    published May 13, 2010

    Only one in every million boys is blessed with a 9.75-inch penis like gnomish übermensch Ron Jeremy. For the rest of us short, fat,... More >>

  • Hot Rod Blacktop

    published May 6, 2010

    Whether you own a $135,000 Maserati GranTurismo S or a ’96 Ford Taurus that can only be driven downhill, your ride probably qualifies for... More >>

  • Hardcore Karaoke

    published April 29, 2010

    If you happen to be a 20-something punk whose experience of ’80s hardcore is wholly derived from digitized back issues of Slash and a bootleg... More >>

  • Boozers Versus Beasts

    published April 29, 2010

    As a rule, it’s a really bad idea to get drunk at the zoo. Consuming mass amounts of alcohol while surrounded by wild, vicious beasts could... More >>

  • Underdogging It

    published April 22, 2010

    Sure, Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat closed out the final month and a half of the regular season by posting 17 wins and only four losses. But... More >>

  • Lady Parts

    published April 15, 2010

    With an acting résumé that stretches from Gablestage and New Theatre to a featured role alongside Paris Hilton in the 2006... More >>

  • Me and My 500,000 Friends

    published April 8, 2010

    Straight out of Springboro, Ohio, via the virtual reality of the internet, Mitchell Davis is a 20-something-year-old kid who’s... More >>

  • Bling Brothers

    published April 8, 2010

    A gift of extravagant jewels has always been the best way for one man to tell another how he feels. So when Florida Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria... More >>

  • Scrap Heat

    published April 8, 2010

    The Eastern Conference has pretty much been all about the Cavaliers and Magic this season. But no team is entering the post-season hotter than the... More >>

  • The Business of Torture

    published April 1, 2010

    You’re a popular dominatrix with ten years of experience in torture play. You’ve got an extensive collection of rubber cudgels and... More >>

  • Alicia Keys' Freedom Rings at American Airlines Arena

    published March 25, 2010

    In the eternal pantheon of R&B divadom, there's a hierarchy and a history. The rank and order of things, though, is something that will be... More >>

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