Email Author Sam Eifling

2010 Stories by Sam Eifling

• Super Bowl-a-Rama

  published February 4, 2010

  Welcome to South Florida, you delirious pigskin fans, you! If you’re here to root for the New Orleans Saints, congrats — it sure as hell... More >>

• Heat, Snuffed

  published January 21, 2010

  The Heat are in danger of becoming a team one play shy of greatness. At L.A., it was Kobe Bryant banking in a trey at the horn —... More >>

• D-Fence! D-Cups!

  published January 21, 2010

  Through the annals of American football, with the rise and fall of offensive trends, the movement of teams among cities, and the escalation of... More >>

• Mermaid You Look

  published January 14, 2010

  Some time back, a dedicated sports nerd (simultaneously the coolest and least-useful variety of nerd) determined that in a typical Major League... More >>

• Still Touring: The Village People

  published January 7, 2010

  The Village People, those campy disco icons, seem today like cartoon characters — decidedly gay ones at that. So it’s worth... More >>