Email Author Tara Nieuwesteeg
Bars are pretty much like hunting grounds — everyone's looking to trap a tight-tailed, doe-eyed trophy. Personally, I'm not a big fan of... More >>
It seems as though the quaint little archway at the front of Hibiscus House serves as a magic portal that lands visitors squarely in Key... More >>
I was at Sea Monster nightclub,... More >>
I was at Fuci-Finos,... More >>
Sidelines Sports bar buzzes with healthy conversation as basketball flickers on the many flat-screen television screens. Men, many still in... More >>
You've got a penny, so chuck it down the well and make a wish. What do you wish for? A million bucks? A pet pony? A pet porn star? One... More >>
St. Patrick's Day is the greenest, most wonderful day of the year, a day we celebrate free-flowing liquor, drunken shenanigans, lightly... More >>
I sat there in silence at the bar inside Nippers in Boca, trying not to... More >>
I'm at this kava bar in Boca called Nakava, and I'm just about to down a bowl of the stuff. That's when the bartender remembers to give me a... More >>
With a name like Blue Martini, you'd expect it to be the kind of place where you could stare down into a potent concoction and mourn the bad... More >>
You never know where you're going to meet your future spouse. Or pose for a drunken artist who quickly immortalizes you in crayon. Or if... More >>
I wasn't sure why I was even going to the Coyote Ugly Saloon More >>
You're going to die. But c'mon, have a martini. What better way to celebrate your own withering mortality than by having a lot of expensive... More >>
If you've seen Killer Klowns From Outer Space, especially that scene in which they drink human blood through cotton-candy cocoons, you... More >>
Anyone who knows me knows that I'm more likely to go to a bar to whine than go to a wine bar. Most of my time is spent at dives bantering with... More >>
