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2005 Stories by Tim Moffatt

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  • Boyz II Men

    published October 20, 2005

    It must be hard to be Hanson — you know, the brothers who "MMMBop"ed their little-boy androgyny onto the walls of many a preteen... More >>

  • Still Schooling

    published August 4, 2005

    A couple of years ago, hip-hop was going through its poodle metal phase. Lots of flashy clothes, Cristal pouring over half-naked girls dancing on... More >>

  • Cool It Now

    published June 23, 2005

    I know we're all still suffering a sugar hangover from the sensory overload of pop puppets and the hairless corpulent Svengalis manipulating the... More >>

  • The Real Deal

    published June 2, 2005

    What was show business like before Survivor made stars out of nobodies for eating a horse's ass or American Idol dolled up the... More >>

  • How Bad Can It Be?

    published May 12, 2005

    The fact that rock 'n' roll never gets old is what keeps it churning out wild-eyed hopefuls, desperate to make a racket and rebel against...... More >>

  • Driven

    published May 5, 2005

    The gentlemen in Sunday Driver, though I've never personally met them, are mountain men. Oh yes -- they've cohabitated in a mountainous... More >>

  • Respectable Raging

    published April 7, 2005

    The alarm dutifully pummels your gourd, rousing you from a peaceful slumber. You stand up, rub your eyes, and have a minor cranial meltdown. Then... More >>

  • Get Amped

    published March 10, 2005

    A button-down sanctuary for bluehairs and snowbirds, Boca Raton is probably the least rock 'n' roll place in South Florida (maybe America). But... More >>

  • Hoobastank

    published February 17, 2005

    It's said that the best way to be heard is to be misunderstood. Who gets more press than an intentionally vague artist? If this approach works, it... More >>

  • Snoop Dogg

    published January 27, 2005

    Calvin Broadus -- the former gangbanger you know as Snoop Dogg -- makes contagious records, is the star/producer of an award-winning porno he... More >>

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