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Greenbrier Restaurant

Greenbrier Restaurant

1100 S. Powerline Road

Pompano Beach, FL 33069

954-972-7300

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Promised the ol' Battle Ax that you wouldn't go to the strip bar tonight? Well, if you're a man of your word and you have a hankerin' to be around scantily clad women, that could be a problem. Happily, Greenbrier has got you covered. On many nights, admittedly, standards have to be set a little low -- Greenbrier seems to be the sort of place where old strippers go to fade away. The lights in the place are kept fairly dim, though, so just don't wear your contacts or glasses and you should be fine. Besides, one cannot say the same thing for everyone working there -- a few of the ladies in residence could give many strippers a run for their hard-earned money in the looks department. Plus, you'll be able to report that you did not, in fact, go to a strip bar when you stumble home in the wee hours. While the bartenders and waitresses at Greenbrier are dressed in as little as possible, none of them strips down to nothing, and a lap dance is nowhere to be found. Your conscience is clear, my friend.
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derek
derek

Your a pig! You are the reason why women think all guys are dogs! Just tell your old battle axe the truth. That she doesnt do it for you anymore and that you would go to a stripclub but you cant because you dont make enough money so the strippers pay you no mind. Because I am a loser and dont make enough money for them, I have to settle and go to the Greenbrier instead.

allan
allan

i fell in love with a young lady named Rebecca and wrote her love songs and offered her a chance to retire and cannot even get her ourt to dinner. she is drop down gorgous and a hell of a bartender.

linda boyd
linda boyd

I love this place. I spent some of the best years of my life working at the Greenbrier. Good times, good times...

Joshua
Joshua

I love this place

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