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Best New Bar in Broward County Fort Lauderdale and Palm Beach 2011 - Laser Wolf

Laser Wolf

Laser Wolf

901 Progresso Drive

Fort Lauderdale, FL 33304

954-667-9373

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Laser Wolf's genesis occurred when a group of flannel- and skinny-jeans-wearing, craft-beer-drinking 20- and 30-somethings finally realized they were much too cool for the bars on Himmarshee. Now they all go to Laser Wolf. They chill out and play music you have never heard of from a vinyl record player. They're hot and young and fun, and they'll even welcome you if you're not as cool as them (and trust me, you aren't). A word of caution: Do not refer to them using a certain word that rhymes with flipster or you will be sent away to hang out with the drunken frat boys, trashy townies, and common folk who have generic musical tastes.

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Anonyhipsterlicious
Anonyhipsterlicious

Lol, I hope the last comment is a brilliant, amazingly constructed self-aware satire... 

LaserWolf
LaserWolf

Jerk = non-hipsters, by the way. If you aren't into vinyl records or you don't know who The Smiths are, please don't come here. You're probably a jerk and we don't want you around anyway.

LaserWolf
LaserWolf

Thanks to everyone for the support! We are growing and getting better everyday.We have made so many new friends and are proud to see that so many people in Fort Lauderdale enjoy tasty American made craft beer. And, just for the record i don't own a flannel, and everyone is welcome at Laser Wolf (21 and up of course, and no jerks) even if you are or aren't a hipster or flipster or whatever that means. Cheers!

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