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Best Place to Dispose of a Body

Big Cypress National Preserve

Depressed because everything buried in South Florida eventually rises? Just venture west on Alligator Alley and soon enough, getting rid of your dirty laundry becomes a numbers game. Big Cypress National Preserve contains 729,000 acres, few visitors willing to get off their off-road vehicles, only a handful of access points,...
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Best Way to Dispose of a Body

Gray Taxidermy

Throughout history and film noir archives, there are hundreds of creative ways to dispose of that most awkward bit of evidence, a body. Just as the Mob is synonymous with the cement-shoe swimming lesson, the Everglades drop-off is a South Florida staple. There are many more things you can do...
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Best Day Trip/Best Way to Dispose of a Body

Lion Country Safari

First, a huge piece of advice: If you own a cherry ride, get a friend to drive to Lion Country Safari. That's because the 500-acre park has 1,000 wild animals who just don't respect a high-end paint job. Oh, and convertibles aren't allowed. And your windows must remain up at...
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Billboard Music Awards 2012: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

3 years ago by Betsey Denberg
Last night, we tuned in to watch the 2012 Billboard Music Awards, and the three-hour event was jam-packed with "WTF?!" moments, touching tributes, and lackluster performances.  Hosted by television couple Ty Burrell and Julie Bowen, the pair made the awards show watchable. But the two couldn't save the entire show,...
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10 Best Memes of 2012 in Honor of New Times Web Awards

2 years ago by Betsey Denberg
The world wide web is a magical place! It's a land of offensively cute cats, where girls don't think twice about getting butthole tattoos, and where you can enjoy Ryan Gosling as both a feminist and a sex icon. See also:- Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Finale: Why This is...
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