Here in America, its perfectly acceptable to order a Big Mac meal with a Diet Coke. An ambulance takes longer to get to your house than a Jimmy Johns sub. And here in this gloriously free country of ours, we honor our dead soldiers with naked breasts.
Stage 84 had the right idea when it scheduled the upcoming All American Reveal: A Special Memorial Day Burlesque Tribute. Because really, what soldier wouldnt want a sexy lady to strip down to her pasties and waggle her bosom in a suggestive manner? Admission for a night of titillating visuals is only $5 if you buy tickets early. Otherwise, the price is $10 at the door or $7 with a military ID. Doors open at 7 p.m., and the show begins at 8 at Stage 84 (9118 W. State Road 84, Plantation). Call 954-474-5040, or visit stage84fl.com.
Sun., May 29, 7 p.m., 2011