This is all pure conjecture, of course; perhaps the truth for both New Years and for gay porn is duller than the stereotype. For instance, this New Years Eve, Boardwalk (a bar gayer than Clay Aikens autographed Lance Bass poster) is hosting none other than Aden and Jordan Jaric, a married gay couple who perform together in smut. Here, again, is where your typical New Years and the gay porn stars run parallel. Most parties will include a handsome young married couple, even if they wont always both be dudes in the sort of relationship in which neither wears the pants for very long. The boys will kick out the 00s late on Thursday at Boardwalk (1721 N. Andrews Ave., Fort Lauderdale). Doors open at 3 p.m. Call the bar at 954-463-6969, or visit the NSFW boardwalkbarxxx.com.
Thu., Dec. 31, 3 p.m., 2009