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Remember that Vikings versus Saints playoff game? The nail-biting fumbles? The deep sweats in overtime? The inevitable realization that fate had dealt its unflinching hand? Well, Lingerie Bowl VII: The Ultimate Cat Fight wont be anything like that.
Lingerie Bowl became a Super Bowl halftime sensation by honing in on the horndog trifecta: Women pull weaves, skid into full-body Astroturf burns, and get tackled by other hot chicks all while wearing spandex bikinis and competing in coliseum-style grudge matches. But now, the league has grown and begun dabbling with legitimacy. It evolved into a cross-country franchise, so tonights Lingerie Bowl is the sweaty climax for the leagues two strongest teams and not just the annual, fevered wet dreams of television execs.
Dont worry: Itll still be sexy. And since nobodys got money on the spread, you and your crew can get drunk and watch model types battle it out for the coveted, gilded, thong-shaped trophy or whatever the hell it is they play for.
Red Carpet begins at 7 p.m., brawling begins at 10 p.m., and it all goes down at Hard Rock Live (1 Seminole Way, Hollywood). Tickets cost $55 to $225. Call 800-745-3000, or visit ticketmaster.com.
Sat., Feb. 6, 7 p.m., 2010
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