Monster Jam Rules!
Trucks grow big. Big trucks run. Run at Monster Jam!
Trucks run loud! Vroom, vroom, boom! Kids scream loud. Dad joins in! Mom covers ears. Waits in car.
Fireworks hiss colors. U! S! A! Loud trucks run. Run over van. Run over bus. Run over Cadillac! Mash, boing, blam! Bounce on hills! Bounce too high. May fall over ? Big truck recovers!
Kids, dad: Boo-yah! Fumes, fumes, fumes! Trucks earn names. Names like Batman. Names like Devastator. Bulldozer, Annihilator, Maniac. Brutus, Gunslinger, Cyborg. Trucks like names. Kids like names. Dad buys shirts.
Trucks sport paints. Paints like faces. Faces on trucks. Trucks look tough. Trucks look mean! Trucks trample cars. Cars get small. Trucks look big! Noise, noise, noise!
Men ride bikes. Bikes with engines. Bikes buzz loud. Bikes hit hills. Fly too high. Men may die ?
Bike men recover!
Stand on seat! Kids want bikes! Dad has nosebleed. Waits with mom.
Gates open at 5:30 p.m. Show starts at 7:30. Saturday at Dolphin Stadium (2269 NW 199th St., Miami). Tickets start at $16 for adults. Five bucks for kids. Day of show, adults pay $2 more. Coupon at Dairy Queen: Get $3 off. Buy at box office. Or at www.ticketmaster.com. Or call 954-523-3309.
Sat., Feb. 2, 2008
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