Real Fast Chicks

If you think pivots, jammers, and blockers are either nicknames for street drugs or items found only at the Hustler store, you should come to Seminole Casino Coconut Creek (5550 NW 40th St., Coconut Creek) for tonight’s roller derby bout. (And get out of the house more.) The proverbial fur will fly as Broward’s Gold Coast Derby Grrls aggravate Portland’s Axles of Annihilation around the parking lot track. Heck, how can you not get behind a team of players nicknamed Cherry Cruel-Whip, Spontaneous Combustya, and Trauma Sutra, led by captain Tsunami Tsue? By the way, if you really want a thrill, sit as close to the track as possible. Maybe you’ll end up with a hot Grrl in your lap. The battle begins at 8 p.m. Tickets cost $8 to $15, and kids must be accompanied by an adult. Call 954-977-6700, or visit
Sat., Jan. 30, 8 p.m., 2010

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