Roll With the Dice
Remember Andrew Dice Clay? No? Cmon! You know, the Dice Man hes the Brooklyn Jew who dressed like Mr. T except with the gall to wear sunglasses indoors. Still nothing? But he was the only comedian in history to sell out Madison Square Garden two nights in a row! And hes got this really distinctive misogynistic, raunchy sense of humor that includes telling dirty nursery rhymes like Hickory dickory dock. Andrew Dice Clay is a cock not the rooster, just a loser, whose ego cannot be stopped. Youre still drawing a blank? He was the bouncer at club Cats in Pretty in Pink who told Ducky that loves a bitch? Now you remember! Great! Check him out when he swings into the Palm Beach Improv (550 S. Rosemary Ave., Ste. 250, West Palm Beach) for three nights, Friday through Sunday (Sundays show starts at 7 p.m.) as he proves his career isnt quite over. Pay $35, succumb to the Improvs mandated two-drink minimum (which you may need if you become one of this comedians targets), and Clay is sure to make you laugh, cry, and, if youre a woman, probably want to puke in your mouth. Visit palmbeachimprov.com.
Sun., Feb. 20, 7 p.m., 2011
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