The Climb of Miley Cyrus
If everyone in the world were socked with the wrong side of a memory stick and forgot their age, a Miley Cyrus song would be the perfect barometer to set everyone straight. If her country-fried screech doesnt turn you into stone, youre safely out of the tween zone but not yet of age to vote, drive, watch TV after 9 p.m. and procreate. If her music is pleasing to your ears, do not pass go, plan a sleepover, and hit ticketmaster.com for tickets to her upcoming stop at the triple A (601 Biscayne Blvd., Miami). This multi-hyphenate teen has managed to sing, dance, and act her way into the hearts and pockets of America so whether youre one of her drooling fans or a zeitgeist junkie, this is a show you shouldnt miss. Shell sing, shell dance, shell yell HellOO Miamayyy, and she may even simulate a striptease. Whatever she does, Miley will undoubtedly perform her current chart-climber, Party in the USA, which we only like on the part where she mentions Jay-Z. Doors open at 7 p.m. Tickets start at $39.50.
Wed., Dec. 2, 7 p.m., 2009
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