For some folks, Monday Night Raw is the night of the week thats set aside for sex without contraceptives. And for the men and women of the WWE, its almost the same, except with a thin layer of spandex covering their you-know-whats, million-dollar pyrotechnics, and an arena full of fans scoping every move.
The WWE, though, provides better bang for your buck because wrestling matches usually last longer than sex, not to mention that wet spot in the ring might include blood and you get to make jokes with your friends while its happening. So, go see John Cena battle Batista in the WWE Championship Match and join the choreographed orgy at the American Airlines Arena (601 Biscayne Blvd., Miami). Help quake the seats with footstomps, cheers, and catcalls. The show starts at 7:30 p.m., and tickets cost $20 or more. Call 786-777-4386, or visit aaarena.com.
Mon., June 7, 7:30 p.m., 2010
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