Maybe its the glut of Hes Just Not That Into You/Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus crap advice floating around lately, but doesnt it seem like we all waste far too much time trying to figure out the opposite sex? If current circumstances make you misty-eyed for simpler times, when a pigtail tug and a push into the dirt at recess meant your suitor was head over heels for you, youre not alone. During Luv Sux at McSorleys Beach Pub (837 N. Fort Lauderdale Beach Blvd., Fort Lauderdale), love returns to the battlefield with a battle-of-the-sexes, pre-Valentines Day competition. Registration begins at noon, when same-sex teams gather to battle the opposite sex to the death (oops, bar tab) with a list of competitions from billiards, darts, beer pong, gender feuds, corn hole, shuffleboard, and more. Each challenge gets you closer to the prized bar tab and surprises. The battles last from noon to 6 p.m. with a $20 cover. Call 954-565-4446, or RSVP at socialnetwork.meetup.com/1161/calendar/11885544/.
Sat., Feb. 13, noon, 2010