Five Suggestions for Jen Aniston's Smartwater Video

Jennifer Aniston recently attempted a viral video to promote her favorite clear drinking liquid -- Smartwater. With all the rage for desired web hits, what better way to sell the Glaceau water brand than pairing the 42-year-old sex symbol with various viral video subjects like dancing babies, double rainbows, and...

By Jamie Long

March 8, 2011

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Jennifer Aniston recently attempted a viral video to promote her favorite clear drinking liquid -- Smartwater. With all the rage for desired web hits, what better way to sell the Glaceau water brand than pairing the 42-year-old sex symbol with various viral video subjects like dancing babies, double rainbows, and little boys with rare genetic disorders?

Check out her viral "sex video" after the jump.

A tad disappointing, no?

Wait! Don't run off annoyed and frustrated just yet. Clean Plate Charlie has five images of the hotness we believe would make a better ad for the cerebral H2O brand.

Follow Clean Plate Charlie on Facebook and on Twitter: @CleanPlateBPB.

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