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Five Singers' Nude Photos Hotter Than Lana Del Rey's Naked Boob Grab in British GQ (NSFW)

See also: Lana Del Rey's Upcoming Video "National Anthem" with A$AP Rocky is a Terrible IdeaCourtney Love Schools Lana Del Rey on Her "Heart-Shaped Box"; Top Five Songs About VaginasYou saw this headline and immediately clicked "read more." It's OK, we'd have done the same.Therefore, we're not going to bore...
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You saw this headline and immediately clicked "read more." It's OK, we'd have done the same.

Therefore, we're not going to bore anyone with too many details about Lana Del Rey's lame attempt at producing artsy nudes for British GQ's Man of the Year issue. However, because you understand you have needs, we did select five singers with nude photo shoots hotter than Del Rey's.

There're a few NSFW photos in the mix, so unless you work at a sex shop, make sure the boss isn't lurking over your shoulder.


5. Janet Jackson in Rolling Stone
Before baring her sequined nip for the entire Super Bowl viewership, Miss Jackson went topless for the iconic 1993 Rolling Stone cover. Wearing a pair of unbuttoned jeans and a whole lot of skin, the singer was featured with husband Rene Elizondo, Jr.'s paws cupping her boobs. Decades later, Teyana Taylor made an attempt at re-creating the imagery. But, I think we can all agree, she's ain't no Janet.

4. Madonna in Vanity Fair
Once upon a time, nothing would keep the Material Girl from taking her clothes off. Nothing. Playing a game of truth or dare? Goodbye, pants. Shooting for Vanity Fair? Why not go bare bottom? Butt booty ass neked in Playboy? Yes, yes, yes.

3. Beth Ditto in Love Magazine
There is nothing hotter than a woman with confidence in her physique. It doesn't matter what size, shape, or color she is, if she can strut her stuff with head high, it turns us on.

Beth Ditto is the ideal example of just that. Whether it's wild makeup, an over the top ensemble, or just her birthday suit, this is one lady that exudes more confidence than even the buffest, most bootylicious, or slender babes we know.

2. Grace Jones by Jean-Paul Goude
OK, so this photo wasn't technically pulled from a specific magazine spread. But, this list would not be complete without the fearless, statuesque Grace Jones. We wished we looked as good as she does at 64 in our freaking our teens.

1.Courtney Love in Harper's Bazaar
Much like Madonna, Courtney Love is no stranger to ripping off her clothes anyplace short of a PTA meeting (as if Courtney ever attended one 'a those). Whether she's on stage or strutting down the red carpet, there's not telling what Love will give us a peek at. Some have even seen her heart-shaped box.

Speaking of... Here's Lana. 



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