Leave the wimps at home, slather on a zombie-inspired look (or really get creative and dress as Miley!), then abandon all your stuffy inhibitions, because it's motherfunkin' Halloween.
This year, the raunchiness emerges like the undead, but sexier of course. Like a horny Dracula-type thing. And BroCo is chock-full of fetish parties, beach bashes, ghost tours, and ghoulish DJs spinning dark, deep sounds.
Let this be your guide to the most frightening night of your life, but in a good way.
See also: West Palm Beach's Halloween Party Guide 2013
Halloween Fetish Ball
Presented by Fetish Factory. 10 p.m. Saturday, October 26, 855 E. Oakland Park Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. Call 954-563-5777, or visit fetishfactory.com. Ages 18-plus for girls, 21-plus for guys.
Haunted Hotel
Presented by fllnightlife.com Gerber Group and Living Room & Whiskey Blue at W Fort Lauderdale. 9 p.m. Saturday, October 26, 401 N Fort Lauderdale Beach Blvd, Fort Lauderdale. Call 954-414-8300 or visit fllnightlife.com . Tickets are $20.
Alice Cooper Live
Presented by Hard Rock Live. 8 p.m. Sunday, October 27, 1 Seminole Way, Hollywood. Tickets cost $49 to $69. Call 954-797-5531, or visit hardrocklivehollywoodfl.com.
Halloween Block Party
Presented by Downtown Himmarshee Village Association. Music provided by Prom Night. 8 p.m. Saturday, October 26, 8 SW Second St., Fort Lauderdale. Visit 2ndstreetbars.com.
Welcome to Asylum
Presented by Pangaea Lounge and Gryphon Nightclub. 11 p.m. Friday, October 25, 5711 Seminole Way, Hollywood. Call 954-581-5454, or visit gryphon-club.com. Ages 21 and up.
Wham, Bam, Glam
Presented by Pangaea Lounge and Gryphon Nightclub. 10 p.m. Saturday, October 26, 5711 Seminole Way, Hollywood. Call 954-581-5454, or visit gryphon-club.com. Ages 21 and up.
Ghouls Gone Wild
Presented by Trapeze. 8 p.m. Wednesday, October 30, 5213 N. State Road 7, Fort Lauderdale. Call 954-730-8121, or visit trapezeclub.com. Age 21 and up. Best original costume wins $250.
Black Widow's Ball
Presented by Trapeze. 8 p.m. Thursday, October 31, 5213 N. State Road 7, Fort Lauderdale. Call 954-730-8121, or visit trapezeclub.com. Age 21 and up.
Halloween Ghost Tours
Presented by the Historic Stranahan House Museum. 7:30 p.m. daily from October 24 to November 3, 335 SE Sixth Ave., Fort Lauderdale; stranahanhouse.org.
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Dracula's Lair
Presented by Wilton Manors. 6 p.m. Thursday, October 31, 2266 Wilton Dr. (NE Sixth Ave.) Fort Lauderdale. Visit themanorcomplex.com.
Splatter-Rama
Presented by Cinema Paradiso. 7:30 p.m.,Thursday, October 31.503 Southeast 6th Street. Fort Lauderdale. Call (954) 525-3456 or visit Facebook
Howling Halloween Party
Presented by Club Hedonism. Friday, October 25, 1000 East Sample Rd., Pompano Beach; Visit clubhedonism.com. Age 21 and up.
Erotic Fantasy Costume Ball
Presented by Club Hedonism. Saturday, October 26, 1000 E. Sample Road, Pompano Beach; Visit clubhedonism.com. Age 21 and up.
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