Do you looove the First Amendment? Are you a fan of Woody Harrelson movies? Do you want to ask someone why Hustler magazine published a photo of a conservative columnist with a photoshopped penis in her mouth?
If so, good news! Porn mogul Larry Flynt is coming to town tonight. Unpack your old Jackie O nudes, because he'll be at the Hustler Hollywood store at 1500 E. Sunrise Blvd. in Fort Lauderdale signing books starting at 7 p.m. You can buy them (and the 1996 movie The People vs. Larry Flynt) at the store too.
Be careful about making him mad, though -- you might end up in a porn mag with a wang in your mouth, prevented from legal action by the big, bad Supreme Court.