Zombie Hookers Turning Tricks in West Palm Cemetery

It's hard to believe that there's a crack whore crazy enough to have sex in a graveyard; and it's even harder to believe that a john would follow her there. That's a B-movie murder scene waiting to happen.So we're skeptical about this WPBF report about purportedly human sex activity in...

By Thomas Francis

May 12, 2010

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It's hard to believe that there's a crack whore crazy enough to have sex in a graveyard; and it's even harder to believe that a john would follow her there. That's a B-movie murder scene waiting to happen.

So we're skeptical about this WPBF report about purportedly human sex activity in West Palm's Evergreen Cemetery. Rather, it sounds like we've got a group of zombie hookers on our hands.

If that's the case, a little B-movie research will tell you that the best strategy is to simply let them be. This is a transaction between consenting adults -- horny men; hungry zombies. He gets laid. She gets a tasty post-coital snack. Everybody's happy.

So stay away, pitchfork-wielding mobs. You don't want to provoke the undead.

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