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A couple of weeks ago, Tailpipe got mental flashbacks to those famous pictures from Tiananmen Square where a lone man stood in the street defying four Chinese Army tanks....
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The News From Tobaccoville
What's a little bitty cigarette butt when measured against this big, cluttered world of ours?
Well, add up all the debris from the world's 1.2...
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Superman dat Song
They're doing it at Dolphins games. They're doing it at house parties. They're doing it at middle school talent shows. They're doing it everywhere. It's the...
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The Smothers Brothers used to do a funny routine about sibling rivalry. Who did their mother favor — Tommy or Dickie? "Mom always liked you best" was a familiar mantra...
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Thank You,Thank You, for the Draft
We cannot win a single game.
Not even one, we're very lame.
We cannot win one here nor there.
We cannot win one ANYWHERE!
Could you,...
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In South Florida, it's hard to keep up with all the astoundingly cockamamie development schemes that come down the pipe. Like, how do you compete with a plan floated a few...
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Rarefied air. A sense of great altitude. Two higher authorities loll in cauliflower-like crannies of a cumulus cloud, talking of lesser beings.
God: And what of my sons from...
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Save That Dog — Kill Him!
Lawrence Meaney wanted his dog, Diogee, to die a natural death, and after 16 years (a biblical 112 in canine years) the border-collie mix was...
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Optical scanner? Same ol', same ol'
Tailpipe was feeling as clean and serene about next year's election as he does after one of those high-pressure undercarriage baths down at...
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The Truth Can Set You Free
On dark nights, when your own mortality seems to feed on you like the rust on Tailpipe's flank, think of Donald Baker and know that things could be...
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Training Day
It's hard being a police officer in Hollywood, and Tailpipe's not even talking about the shaking down of pimps or the pocketing of bribes from FBI agents posing...
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Lawyer and activist Norm Kent gets around. He made a flash in the news a few weeks ago, when Fort Lauderdale Mayor Jim Naugle said that he felt most gay people were unhappy...
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Beware Pompano Lawyer Randall Leshin — and His Alter Ego, "Jan Taylor"
You don't know attorney Randall Leshin, but there's a good chance he knows you. He may have left...
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If you happened upon a bunch of greasy men in gold chains and busty, barely clad women last weekend, those were probably the movers and shakers of the Internet porn world....
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Those mourners at Graceland sure looked dumb for crying over Elvis Presley's death. Elvis lived! Weekly World News had pictures to prove it. For 28 years now, WWN has set us...
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For two years now, Tailpipe has been hearing rumors about an alleged miscarriage of justice in the arrest of Lionel Tate for the armed robbery of a pizza delivery man in 2005....
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Fort Lauderdale City Manager George Gretsas' latest jihad seems to Tailpipe a little more serious and disturbing than his past push to remove chewing gum from the sidewalks....
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Like President Clinton, Tailpipe never inhaled. Emissions dispensers like Tailpipe only exhale, of course. But at least two presidents (including the incumbent) and a slew of...
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R.I.P. Jocks Check ´em again, doc
Dimly lit hotel room. Overturned furniture. Four corpses on the floor, covered with sheets. Who´re the stiffs? Tailpipe asks. ...
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Dancing really is the best therapy. That goes even for an embattled politician like Hollywood Mayor Mara Giulianti, who, Tailpipe discovered recently, can unleash her hips to...
