Yesterday, Kanye West informed the Twitterverse that "Perfect Bitch" -- the song he debuted at a recent NYC club gig -- is, in fact, about his girlfriend, professional big butt and Celebreality star Kim Kardashian.
Apparently, the tune is "about his search for the perfect woman and how he has now found the 'perfect bitch.'" The official word from Kim? The heiress and amateur porn star is nothing short of "honored."
And that throws County Grind for a loop. Really, Kim? Is "Perfect Bitch" the sweetest thing anybody has ever called you? We know you like schtupping millionaires, but have you ever considered shacking up with a man who owns a thesaurus?
After the jump, check out 25 better names West could have bestowed upon his leading bitch, er, lady.
1. Glorious Hootchie
2. Stupendous Strumpet
3. Wonderful Harpy
4. Unblemished Ho
5. Excellent Shawty
6. Foolproof Lady
7. Splendid Babe
8. Accomplished Squaw
9. Defectless Dame
10. Supreme Gentlewoman
11. Superb Matron
12. Pure Hussy
13. Excelling Contessa
14. Ideal Harridan
15. Immaculate Mama
16. Untainted Hell Cat
17. Out-of-This-World Empress
18. Faultless Mare
19. Indefectible Vixen
20. Consummate Tigress
21. Matchless Wench
22. Absolute She-Devil
23. Sublime Tart
24. Aces Termagant
25. Beyond Compare Shrew
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