Britney Spears' Secret Valentine: Five Scandalous Suspects
This past Valentine's Day, Britney Spears was spotted on what appeared to be a romantic rendezvous with some regular ol' shmucko.
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This is not the first time Spears has gone the anonymous route to find love. Remember, Kevin Federline built a brand around being ex-Mr. Britney Spears.
Everyone is speculating about this mysterious loverman. And none of Britney's reps are returning phone calls.
So we are left to speculate wildly about this bro's identity. Check it.
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5. Drug Dealer
While this is the least likely candidate -- Britney doesn't really do drugs like she used to -- it's not completely unheard of for someone to fall off the wagon and into love with their pusherman.
4. Sobriety Sponsor
Or maybe it's someone she met at NA and/or Church and/or Scientologist Illuminati functions and/or rituals?Next Page
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