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Churchill's Pub to Roast Irish Nicky, No Mercy, to Benefit Hit and Run Victim

Irish Nicky is so Irish that he pisses leprechauns and bleeds Lucky Charms.

He's so Irish that his sink pours whiskey, his own dog hates him, and he's got every Sinead O'Connor album on his phone.

Nothin' against the Irish, but, Nicky's a terrible Irishman. Last time he went home for Christmas, they didn't let him in the country. The guy's been at Churchill's longer than the smell in the bathroom. And this Saturday night, the long time barman at Churchill's Pub is getting roasted, toasted, and burnt to a crisp at a punk rock show.

Churchill's Pub to Roast Irish Nicky, No Mercy, to Benefit Hit and Run Victim

Not only will there be merciless berating, degradation, and insultitude, there will be music too: The Can't Stand Ya's, Da Basicks, Die Trying, and Dyslexic Postcards will perform.

As you can see there will be plenty to make fun of:

Churchill's Pub to Roast Irish Nicky, No Mercy, to Benefit Hit and Run Victim

The fuckin' jokes just write themselves.

Churchill's Pub to Roast Irish Nicky, No Mercy, to Benefit Hit and Run Victim

Don't worry though all you soft-hearted types, the roast and the show and the shirts commemorating it are all to help raise money for a good cause. The proceeds go to a local motorcycler who got dragged behind some dumbass hit-and-run driver's car for 60 feet, shredding his leg down to the bone.

Churchill's Pub to Roast Irish Nicky, No Mercy, to Benefit Hit and Run Victim

So, the more you roast, the meaner your jokes are, and the harder you laugh on Saturday night, the better.

Churchill's Pub to Roast Irish Nicky, No Mercy, to Benefit Hit and Run Victim

The Roast of Irish Nicky, Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE Second Ave., Miami. Saturday, June 15, 9p.m. $10



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Churchill's Pub

5501 NE 2nd Ave.
Miami, FL 33137

305-757-1807

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