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DIY: Make Madonna Cone Boobs Out Shit You Have Around the House

The first song I remember hearing again and again on the radio was Madonna's "Lucky Star." I was two years old. At this point in life, my MTV obsession was burgeoning. I loved to "Jump" with David Lee Roth, and "Shout with Tears" for Fears, had inappropriately "Sweet Dreams" with the Eurythmics. While those others stayed in New York when I moved away at four, Madonna came with me everywhere we went. I was totally true blue to Madge. 


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Sure, yes, it was bizarre when she became Esther, uncomfortable when she yelled all over Ultra about molly, and it was a little much when her nipple slipped onstage in Turkey. But Madonna is like our creepy, cool aunt that refuses to let her age get her down or dressed fully. And we'll beat your ass if you diss her. We, like y'alls, are heading to her show tonight at American Airlines Arena. 

As fans of DIY fashion and Esther, we thought why not make a really cool cone bra to strap to your chest this evening? Or maybe not a cool one, but a quick one? Just for fun? Click on to see our simple creation which you can use as a springboard for your own creative boob endeavor. 
DIY: Make Madonna Cone Boobs Out Shit You Have Around the House
Step 1
You start with a regular old manila folder and just cut it in half. That's right, your version of this Jean Paul Gaultier haute couture, one of a kind magical corset starts with paper. 

DIY: Make Madonna Cone Boobs Out Shit You Have Around the House

Step 2 
Roll each side into a cone and cut the bottom evenly, well as evenly as you can. No one, not even Madonna, has the two tits the same size. 

 


DIY: Make Madonna Cone Boobs Out Shit You Have Around the House

Step 3
Take some duct tape and messily wrap each cone with it. You'll be on stage (in your own head), no one'll notice the wrinkles. Besides, they make it look more like fabric, dontcha think?

DIY: Make Madonna Cone Boobs Out Shit You Have Around the House

Step 4
Polk holes on either side of each cone and draw a string of some sort through it. You're one step from Madonna's boobies! Also, so you feel more of the moment, Madge even brought a reinvented version of this bad boy back for a recent Tel Aviv show. It's still "in."

DIY: Make Madonna Cone Boobs Out Shit You Have Around the House

Step 5
Finally, poke another hole at the top of each cone, at a 90 degree angle from the other holes. 

 


DIY: Make Madonna Cone Boobs Out Shit You Have Around the House

Ta da!
Tie the two strings at the top around your neck and the longest string around your back, and you've got your very own Madonna cone bra. Sure these are a little lopsided, but on you, they'll look great. Especially if you have more than 20 minutes to craft them. 

Have fun tonight at the show. And let us know if any nips slip. 


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