Drake's 50K Strip Club Spree, and Five Better Ways He Could Have Spent the Cash
Apparently Drizzy and his posse rolled in with a cardboard box loaded with dough.
And then proceeded to make it rain. Profusely. Like, Old Testament-flood style.
As post-Enlightenment secular humanists, we can't help but feel like he could have used the money a little more wisely. So, here are five better ways that drake could have spent 50K, instead of on lap dances.
5. Drake Could Have Saved the Music
Every dollar that a stripper clasps with her quaking, clapping mammoth ass-cheeks is another dollar that doesn't go toward teaching Tiny Tim how to become the next Drake. Somebody buy that little git a melodica or something already.
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