F**k PETA! Ten Animals Lady Gaga Should Mercilessly Slaughter in the Name of Fashion

F**k PETA! Ten Animals Lady Gaga Should Mercilessly Slaughter in the Name of Fashion

Lady Gaga is firing back at PETA and other animal rights activists who have lambasted the pop-star fashionista for wearing fur. 


"I am choosing not to comment on whether or not the furs I purchase are faux fur-pile or real," Gaga posted on her internet toilet stall, uh, we mean social networking site, Littlemonsters.com, "because I would think it hypocritical not to acknowledge the python, ostrich, cow hide, leather, lamb, alligator, 'kermit' and not to mention meat, that I have already worn."

Now, M'lady's logic -- "Hey, PETA, you never cared when I killed all of those other animals! What gives?" -- is not especially airtight. Still, County Grind vehemently supports Gaga's red-blooded North American right to murder living beings so that their corpses may be repurposed as nonfunctional articles of highly aesthetic clothing.

Here are ten buggers we'd like to see her go after next.

F**k PETA! Ten Animals Lady Gaga Should Mercilessly Slaughter in the Name of Fashion

Llamas
Lady Gaga should club a llama and transform its steaming carcass into a shawl.

F**k PETA! Ten Animals Lady Gaga Should Mercilessly Slaughter in the Name of Fashion

Pugs
Lady Gaga should drown these adorable pugs and then refashion their cutie patootie faces into bikinis.  

F**k PETA! Ten Animals Lady Gaga Should Mercilessly Slaughter in the Name of Fashion

Rocky and Bullwinkle
Moose and Squirrel may have evaded Boris and Natasha, but they stand no chance against a flamethrower-wielding Lady Gaga who plans to turn the charred bones of these animated critters into bling.

F**k PETA! Ten Animals Lady Gaga Should Mercilessly Slaughter in the Name of Fashion
F**k PETA! Ten Animals Lady Gaga Should Mercilessly Slaughter in the Name of Fashion

Those Gross Monsters From Dark Crystal
Wait, are we positive that Lady Gaga hasn't already turned these freaks into something wearable?

F**k PETA! Ten Animals Lady Gaga Should Mercilessly Slaughter in the Name of Fashion

Narwhals
Nothing screams "COUTURE!" like a half-disgusting, half-whimsical underwater unicorn whale beast.  

F**k PETA! Ten Animals Lady Gaga Should Mercilessly Slaughter in the Name of Fashion

Honey Badger
The Honer Badger could probably be fashioned into an eyecatching accessory. And you know what? He still wouldn't give a shit.

F**k PETA! Ten Animals Lady Gaga Should Mercilessly Slaughter in the Name of Fashion

Animal from The Muppets
Lady Gaga should bludgeon this percussively inclined Muppet with a medieval mace and then turn his furry head into a medallion.  

F**k PETA! Ten Animals Lady Gaga Should Mercilessly Slaughter in the Name of Fashion

Eric Burdon and the Animals
Yeah, Gaga made waves when she wore that meat dress. She would provoke a veritable tsunami if she wore human flesh.

F**k PETA! Ten Animals Lady Gaga Should Mercilessly Slaughter in the Name of Fashion

Pokémon
Lady Gaga should catch, eviscerate, and wear 'em all.




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