F**k PETA! Ten Animals Lady Gaga Should Mercilessly Slaughter in the Name of Fashion
Lady Gaga is firing back at PETA and other animal rights activists who have lambasted the pop-star fashionista for wearing fur.
Now, M'lady's logic -- "Hey, PETA, you never cared when I killed all of those other animals! What gives?" -- is not especially airtight. Still, County Grind vehemently supports Gaga's red-blooded North American right to murder living beings so that their corpses may be repurposed as nonfunctional articles of highly aesthetic clothing.
Here are ten buggers we'd like to see her go after next.
Lady Gaga should club a llama and transform its steaming carcass into a shawl.
Rocky and Bullwinkle
Moose and Squirrel may have evaded Boris and Natasha, but they stand no chance against a flamethrower-wielding Lady Gaga who plans to turn the charred bones of these animated critters into bling.
Those Gross Monsters From Dark Crystal
Wait, are we positive that Lady Gaga hasn't already turned these freaks into something wearable?
The Honer Badger could probably be fashioned into an eyecatching accessory. And you know what? He still wouldn't give a shit.
Eric Burdon and the Animals
Yeah, Gaga made waves when she wore that meat dress. She would provoke a veritable tsunami if she wore human flesh.
Lady Gaga should catch, eviscerate, and wear 'em all.
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