Grammy Nominations 2011: A Quick and Dirty Overview

Last night, the National Academy of Recording Arts and

Sciences announced its 2011 nominees. The main lesson we learned from the

self-back-patting ceremony is: Someone is really out of touch; it may be us,

but most likely it's the Grammys.

We were happy see artists like Arcade Fire, Black Keys, John

Legend & the Roots, Slayer, Lady Gaga, Tom Petty, and Band of Horses get

some nominations. We were confused by a few of the nominations: Artists we've

never heard of, artists that have been off the radar for decades, and artists that

have been on the radar for only a year but it seems like decades.

Here's a misguided breakdown of some of the nominations:

1. Artists We Were

Surprised to Find Out Still Existed While Hearing of Their Nomination

Korn

Nominated for Best

Metal Performance. We cannot remember the last time we saw anything that

looked like a metalhead wearing a Korn shirt or even saying "Pantera's all right,

but Korn brings the Demon out in me."

El DeBarge

The man who sang "Who's Johnny?" -- AKA theme of the cute

robot from the Short Circuit movie series -- and "Rhythm of the Night" -- the "I

told you that it's not Miami Sound Machine that sings that song!" song --

nominated for Best Vocal R&B Vocal Performance. Sadly, the song has none of

the bounce of his late-'80s classics.

2. Artist Who Should Win an Award Just for Being Nominated

Cee Lo Green

His incredibly catchy/uplifting song "Fuck You" is

nominated for five Grammys. Fucking awesome.

3. Nomination That Makes

Us Question Everything We Knew About Time

Justin Bieber

Beeb's nomination for Best

New Artist is surprising, and this has nothing to do with his music. Bieber's

only been around a year? It seems like Bieber has been locked into the American subconscious for decades. Our minds are blown.

4. If These Artists Win,

Then We Will Forgive the Grammys for the Time They Gave Jethro Tull a Grammy

Instead of Metallica

Arcade Fire

They're nominated for three of these things; it's gotta

happen.

Slayer

Best Metal Performance? Best Metal Everything.


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