Only a Matter of Time: Swashbuckle Joins 70,000 Tons of Metal Cruise
Yes, this is a real band with real buccaneers
With songs like "Scurvy Back," "Back to the Noose," and "We Sunk Your Battleship," Swashbuckle clearly have their pirate hearts hooked to their sleeves. All have a full-throttle drum attack courtesy of Captain Crashride, and a galley's worth of throaty roars and axe-shredding by Commodore Redrum and Admiral Nobeard (who has a beard).
Read 70,000 Tons of Metal's release regarding Swashbuckle, and watch arrrrr-guably the best video of your day after the jump.
We were sailing along the coast of New Jersey when we got attacked by
Pirates! They call themselves SWASHBUCKLE and bring some real Cruise
Ship Terror on board 70000TONS OF METAL, The World's Biggest Floating
Heavy Metal Festival! Now those pirates hijacked our ship and we have no
idea where we are off to next...
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