The following bit of convo was overheard outside Automatic Slim's on a recent Wednesday night:
Guy wearing sunglasses and tight girls' jeans: You mean, like, with a vagina?
Guy also wearing tight girls' jeans: Yeah...
Sunglasses guy: Ew.
Advice of the week: Guys of South Florida, beware! If you buy tight girls' jeans, you risk becoming limited to talking about Belle and Sebastian 45s, stupid asymmetrical haircuts, and überrelaxing manicures.
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