This frightening exchange was heard outside the Poor House in Fort Lauderdale on a recent Friday night:

Drunken man: All I'm saying is, our whole society is just gonna be fucked if Bush wins this election, and people -- people our age -- don't even seem to give a shit. I don't know anyone who's excited about voting...

Clueless friend: (taking a drag from a cigarette) I'm thinking about growing a mustache. What do you think?

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