The following conversation was heard at Dicey Riley's, 217 SW Second St., Fort Lauderdale:
Man: Wanna dance?
Woman: You know, I really can't. I've been sick all week.
Man: That's the worst excuse I've ever heard.
Woman: No, seriously. I was laid up for, like, five days.
Man: Uh-huh. Well, watch my hot ass as I walk away.
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