The following cell phone conversation was heard on a recent Saturday night at Alligator Alley, 1321 E. Commercial Blvd., Fort Lauderdale: You want to see Anacondas? I'm not going to shell out $10 to see a bunch of damn snakes eat a bunch of dumb people. Ice Cube's not even in it. I bet you went to see Open Water too.
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