Paparazzi Creepoids Catch Justin Bieber Hooking Up with Ex Selena Gomez
TMZ turned Selena Gomez's secret booty call into a public peepshow
Yo, how would you like it if you're already embroiled in the whirlwind psychosis of confused crying and immeasurably, smoldering hot sex with yer ex, and then have to deal with some paparazzi creepoid crouched in a bush across the street, with one hand on his camera and the other repositioning his butt-plug?
Furthermore, this is not even footage of them hooking up. Or like a dirty sexting transcript that was intercepted by one of the gossip site's Illuminati-ish sentinel moles monitoring cell phone satellites.
No, TMZ has provided the world an exclusive look at... Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez entering and exiting the same building at different times over the course of 24 hours.
Hey, for all we know they could have been talking it out! Breaking up is hard to do, bro. And sometimes you have to spend an entire night talking in circles and oscillating between a desire to off yourself or the person you ostensibly love.
Ah, who are we kidding. They probably filmed a sex tape.
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