My, look who's turning 1! It's everyone's favorite Saturday-night indie dance party, Popscene! And to celebrate, it's inviting Humbert, Bling Bling, Summer Blanket, the Freakin' Hott, Helen Horal, and you to come over for soda, pie, a water balloon fight, a magic show, a petting zoo, cotton candy enemas, goody bags full of assorted psychotropic drugs, and a giant beer bong lovingly crafted by Popscene's own resident DJs. You'll also be guaranteed 17 spankings by the hand of ROCK! Don't ask questions! -- Audra Schroeder
Say happy anniversary at 10 p.m. Saturday, June 26, at Dada, 52 N. Swinton Ave., Delray Beach. Show is free. Call 561-330-3232.