President Jimmy Carter Admits He's Going to Inauguration to See Beyonce Perform
You gotta remember, folks, even after he was elected to the highest office in the land, Carter was always a farmer at heart. A fucking peanut farmer, at that. How many women like Beyoncé do you think are doing the "Single Ladies" dance out in the peanut fields of Georgia? We're going to wager -1, and that defies the laws of physics.
Here's hoping Queen Bee goes the extra mile for #39, busts out some Aretha Franklin-style headgear!
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