Reefer, Boobies, and Brawling: Five Predictions for Meek Mill's Bash at King of Diamonds

Reefer, Boobies, and Brawling: Five Predictions for Meek Mill's Bash at King of Diamonds

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Last month we realized that -- all of a fucking sudden -- we couldn't

escape rapper Meek Mill.

The Maybach Music MC is everywhere, including

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on stage with hip-hop royalty, on YouTube supporting stem-cell

research, and hogging the limelight in Mariah Carey music

videos.

Next stop on the rapper's worldwide tour of everywhere? King of

Diamonds! Yes, Meek Mill will perform at the

world-renowned boobie emporium megaplex on Friday, September 28.

We've spent a lot of time documenting the highly explicit exploits

undertaken at hip-hop's most beloved Costco-sized titty bar. And we

suspect we've got a pretty keen idea on what's going to unfold.

Here are five highly-informed predictions for Mill's upcoming bash.



5. Meek Mill Is Ready For His Close-up

If an MC shamelessly pours currency all over the unsheathed flesh of

an exotique performer, but no one's around to upload the smart phone

pixxx to Instagram, does he still get a trip to VIP? If Meek Mill is

truly the

reincarnation of Tupac Shakur, he knows that the key to hip-hop

immortality is leaving behind enough self-documentation so that over a

decade after you die, people

will be able to watch your homies watch you get laid, and beam

you onto the stage at festivals like a

million-dollar PowerPoint presentation.



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