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Ten Best Stripper Dance Moves of Exxxotica 2013 in Animated GIFs (NSFW)

Ten Best Stripper Dance Moves of Exxxotica 2013 in Animated GIFs (NSFW)
Ian Witlen

Exxxotica 2013 seduced Fort Lauderdale like a stripper doing handstands; and the business of the art of sex washed over Broward County in a veritable table shower of adult entertainment.

Indeed, the porn convention shook, bounced, and twirled around the pole till every last dollar in our pocket was stuffed in the collective g-string of the industry.

And we saw more half naked acrobats than a backroom at the circus. Here are the top 10 stripper moves of Exxxotica in animated GIFs.

See also:

- Photos: Exxxotica 2013 at Broward County Convention Center (NSFW)

- EXXXotica 2013: A Germaphobe's First Porn Expo

10. The Booty Bounce

Round of applause for this talented lady, folks! She has mastered the art of clapping without using hands.

 

9. Double Lap Dance

Somewhere under all those legs is one dude with a smile on his face, and three tourists from Ohio watching every move.

 

8. The Ms. Exxxotica Strut

One of these lovely ladies won $1000, for showing her best moves, but for now they are all champions.

 

7. Split The Sheets

And if you ever need to escape an expensive hotel bill via a third story window, here's how.

 

6. Toned To The Bone

Always remember, stretch before you sexercise.

 

5. Hoop Rolling

Quick, pretend that Where's Waldo is actually a lady with no shirt on and a dude in a full body gas mask.

 

4. The Toe Touch

We'd say she's a well oiled piece of machinery, but it must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

 

3. The Nug Brand Caravan

It's no surprise there's booty shorts, side boob, or a cockatoo, but it's not every day you see a Techno Elvis.

 

2. The Moon Waltz

This gravity defying maneuver is not to be attempted by first time pole workers. You gotta be a real asstronaut to handle this move.

 

1. Olympic Style

And your Ms Exxxotica 2013 is... This amazing athlete blew through the expo like a T and A hurricane, and she's welcome to touch down in Lauderdale anytime.



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