Three Types of People Who Felt the Bieber Thrust On The Voice Finale
The Thrust Felt 'Round The World
On the season-two finale of NBC's The Voice on Tuesday night, millions of viewers across America tuned in to see who would be crowned the next up-and-coming vocalist of our time.
1. Horny Virgin Tweens
OK, it's quite obvious that Biebs has a disgustingly large fan base of underaged female fanatics. Much like the Hansonsites and JoBroers before him, these are the girls who DVR'd Bieber's performance on The Voice, only to rewind "Boyfriend" over and over again, just to watch The Bieb Thrust.
2. Lustful Men and Women
There's something to be said about moms and gays out there taking pop culture a bit too seriously. Now that Biebs is of legal age, they feel their discussion of Biebs in public, on Facebook, and via Twitter is more acceptable.
3. Fifty Shades of Greyers
We all know about these people. They're most likely the ones who took Bieber's gesture to heart. An insane asylum of sex addicts couldn't measure up to the amount of Shadesters out there squirming over Bieber's boom boom pow. Their imaginations are ripe and filthy, and after reading the three-book series, they're now yearning for a replacement to fill the void as they mourn over their loss of Christian Grey from their nightly bedtime-story kinks.
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