Top Five Uncle Luke Videos
Luke taught our eight year old self to cuss out politicians ("Fuck Martinez, Fuck Fuck Martinez"), and told us all about what a hot, wet pussy of a city Miami is.
He's also a First Amendment hero up there with Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor.
Luke faced down a Federal judge, the fundamentalist christian rightwing, the media, and risked his freedom so that future rappers could write and perform lyrics like "pop that pussy."
The Last Waltz 40 Tour: The 40th Anniversary of The Last Waltz
TicketsSat., Jan. 21, 7:30pm
SFSO - ÜBERMENSCH
TicketsSun., Jan. 22, 5:00pm
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Geoff Tate - The Whole Story "ryche" Acoustic Tour
TicketsSun., Jan. 22, 7:30pm
Celebrating Antonio Carlos Jobim
TicketsMon., Jan. 23, 8:00pm
Now that's some Miami shit.
After the jump, here are his top five videos.
5. I Wanna Rock - Doo Doo Brown
This genre defining video is amazing. It contains lots of shaking, thonged ass, underwater booty dancing and the word Coochie as a scrolling graphic.
4. Uncle Luke - Scarred
3. Uncle Luke Making Fun of Kanye West and Britney Spears
2. Notorious BIG, Biggie featuring Luke - Bust A Nut (Acapella)
Now we know why songs have beats. This one kind of sounds like shit without one, but it's cool to hear the recording process broken down this way, like one of those fish with invisible skin.
1. Fat Girls
HAHAHAHAHA WTF. There are almost no words for this video, just, wow. Thanks for watching.
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