Our little corner of the world often gets high praise for all of the attractive people who congregate here. It's hot, we wear less, and thus we gym often. At Tortuga Music Festival, things were no different from your average beach day. We spent it ogling above-average sunbathers.
To the sounds of Ziggy Marley and Eric Church, sundresses dropped, muscle shirts were tossed aside, and the beachside became supersexy. Though the sand was swarming with toned bods, what follows are just ten of the hottest concertgoers who caught our eye.
10. All-American Babes
Above, 20-somethings Danielle and Angela clearly are harnessing that all-American vibe, keeping it cute and sexy at the same time. What a skill! They like to practice yoga to keep their bods smokin'. You don't have to go to extremes to show some skin and get the boys talking.
And for the straight dudes, you can look but you can't touch. Angela enjoyed her bachelorette party at Tortuga Fest. Danielle, though? Still up for grabs.
9. Baked 'n' Blonde
We caught this smokin' trio as Ziggy Marley crooned about seeing "marijuana trees blowing in our breeze." Tyla and Alex matched in their Mary Jane-patterned swimsuits, while Natalie kept it cute and easy in her red two-piece. Altogether, the three embodied the coolness and niceness of the popular girls at school whom you wanted to hate for being such babes but loved anyway.
8. Cross(Fit) My Heart
Alison is thirty-freaking-six years old. Yes, you read that correctly: 36. Homegirl is a South Florida native and CrossFit veteran who was more than happy to pose for a quick pic.
Alison's outfit was both simple and efficient. To battle the sweltering sun's rays, she opted for a baseball cap that matched her teal two-piece, all tied together by a tiny hip purse. It seemed like a very functional getup, all the while showing some seriously sexy skin.
7. Let's Talk About Pecs
Wes straight up looks like the mold for an action figure. This 29-year-old is completely artfully sculpted. We had to stop and snap and shot. He told us his body is a product of working overseas in Afghanistan as a contractor.
6. Caribbean Queen
Brandy is a 23-year-old Jacksonville Jaguars Cheerleader -- as indicated by her top -- and her beach bod is like the ones you might see in TV commercials about visiting South Florida. With her wavy hair, perfect caramel tan, and all-around tight physique, let's just say she stands out in a crowd. As booties jiggled away on the beach, Brandy chose some high-waisted shorts over a skimpy two-piece and still looked stunning.
5. Mamma Mia!
So, Jennifer produced four babies with that body. Think about that for a second. Four. Jen and her hubby, Brad, work out when they can get a moment to breathe. This tatted pair are surely a power couple of the namable sort: J-Rad? Bren? This is hard.
4. Slim Jim
Sleek, slender, and cool, like the new iPhone 5s, Jim is sexy, and he knows it. All right -- his name is not Jim. But how convenient would that have been?!
This lean slice of meat is actually Erick, and he seemed taken aback when we asked for him to pose for us. But here's one thing we mustn't forget: Beach bods don't always have to be big and brawny; svelte is sweet too.
3. The Toned Trio
Say hello to Liz, Jeremy, and Danielle. They are a trifecta of hotness.
Look at those arms on Liz. She can, and will, kick your boyfriend's ass. And Jeremy? Can you say Magic Mike part deux? Danielle is rocking that bellybutton ring like it's the year 2000, Christina Aguilera's genie is still in a bottle, and no one knew how gross it was to clean that shit for months after the piercing.
2. It's in the Genes
These hot bros are actually bros! Shoutout to John Michael and Patrick's parents -- your blood carries the heartthrob gene.
Initially, we took a solo photo of Patrick; his boyish looks and pink swim trunks passed our test. But then he beckoned his sibling to join in, explaining that it'd be better with both. Now, that's a good brother. Sharing the love.
1. Where the Boys Are
It truly is better where the boys are -- especially if you've got a body like that! Look at Antia's crazy, hard-as-stone abs. She can crush walnuts with that belly. Plus, there's a definite Sporty Spice vibe going on with the crop top. And who isn't into Sporty Spice? No one, that's who. Anita tells us that kickboxing and a strict paleo diet keeps her fit. So, yeah, take notes, everyone.
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