Allen West Accuses Florida Democrats of "Nefarious Actions"
Commie Hunter, master conspiracy theorist, and Romance novelist Allen West went on Fox & Friends this morning and accused the Florida Democrats of "nefarious actions" when it comes to all this "asking for an extra day to vote in early voting" fiasco.
"[I] think you're starting to see some nefarious actions already coming from the other side, because there's been an incredible turnout from Republicans voters on the early voting down here in Florida."
Trying to extend early voting so that everyone can get a chance to be counted and to eliminate having people wait for nine hours in line in the sun is AN OUTRAGEOUS ACT OF NEFARIOUSNESS!
The Florida Democratic Party sued to extend early voting after long lines have either kept people waiting for hours to vote or discouraged them from voting at all. Florida Gov. Rick Scott, who cut early voting down by a week and then refused to extend it to one whole day, refused to budge from his lair to extend early voting, as Charlie Crist did four years ago.
But Charlie Crist is no stranger to nefarious actions himself, because he's a secret Democrat who sabotaged John McCain's chances in Florida in 2008.
But West knows nothing of these long lines and voter suppression stuff. That's all just Democratic nefariousness in action. Also, Socialism!
When asked about the long waits to vote, West said that he, his wife, and eldest daughter cast their ballots last week.
"It took us about an hour and a half, two hours last week. So I think that you have the options of absentee ballots, the early voting and also going out on Election Day, and I think you're starting to see some shenanigans already taking place," he said.
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Pfft. You have your absentee ballots, which aren't a problem at all. You got your nine-hour wait early voting lines. And you got Election Day, which is never a madhouse ever. NO EXCUSES.
West then went off on the latest GOPer Dipshitter Talking point and told Fox & Friends that Romney is going to win Florida because Floridians know what's up with that Benghazi supersecret worse-than-Watergate cover-up.
"[T]hey don't feel that we have a commander-in-chief that's going to protect our men and women in uniform, and Florida has a lot of veterans that are going to be voting."
Romney is going to win Florida because all the veterans don't think Obama can protect them, even though he ended the war and is killing off terrorists like it's a videogame and has done more for veterans in his first four years than Dubya did in his entire eight.
But BENGHAZI NEFARIOUSNESS!!! So, you know, Vote Romney!
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