If you noticed that the service at the Fort Lauderdale Blue Martini was really, really slow on Sunday, that's probably because it was amateur hour behind the bar. YouTube celebrity and congressional candidate Allen West was mixing drinks as part of the bar's Forgotten Soldiers Outreach event.
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That "Ron Klein on the rocks" recipe needs some work, doesn't it? To make an Allen West cocktail, mix equal parts jingoism, anti-immigration hysteria, and Fox News. Then stir like crazy. It'll be a hit at your next tea party.